Monday, February 15, 2010

A Few GaTech Jokes :)

GT confirms that they have no Hostess program. Must be hard to put one together with so few women on campus.

What do you call a pretty girl on Georgia Tech's campus? A visitor.

What do tech students use for Birth Control? Their personalities.

What do you call a half-full Sanford Stadium? Georgia Tech.

A Tech student confirms that a true romance is brewing when they introduce 'that special person' to their study group at the library.

The only thing more empty than Bobby Dodd Stadium during a Tech home game is Obama's promises.

Two guys were walking down the street and one says, "Hey, I just heard a great Georgia Tech joke."
"Hold on," says the other fellow, "I went to Georgia Tech."
"Oh. Well, in that case, I''ll tell it very slowly."

2 comments:

  1. This is pretty dumb: "The only thing more empty than Bobby Dodd Stadium during a Tech home game is Obama's promises."
    Let's sub "Obama" and put ALL politicians as they are exactly the same.

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  2. And this one from the late eighties and early nineties. "Sex kills...so go to Tech and live forever".

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