...have Lane Kiffin or Steve Spurrier as your coach?
I am chastised by my close Dawgfan friends quite often when the name Spurrier comes up. I happen to like the guy (as a coach) because he is/was such an offensive genius. Sure, he can be a jackass, but the guy knows how to put up points. When he was in his prime at Florida, some of his schemes were virtually unstoppable. This is a no-brainer for me, I choose the Evil Visored Genius.
...beat Georgia Tech or Florida?
This question seems to be one that comes with varying answers, and it seems to be a generational thing. People around my age, 29, are almost 100% going to go with Florida when asked this. If you go back a generation or two, the hate towards those trade school nerds is much more deep rooted. This is most likely due to the fact that we have owned Tech over the past few decades and been owned by Florida during that same span. Either way, we all know that UGA is better!
...have Willie Martinez or Willie Wonka as your defensive coordinator?
Due to the fact that our defense played pretty well without a coordinator the last time out, I'm actually going to have to go with the Chocolate Factory Wiz Kid on this one.
...hang out with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders or those TCU girls?
Man, this might be the toughest "Would you rather" of the day. Just because the images of this year's Fiesta Bowl are still fresh in my head, I am going to go with those beautiful Horned Frog Hunnies!
...win 10 games every year, or a National Championship every 30?
Another tough one, so I'll ride the fence on this issue. I mean, it's actually a mute point from here on since it is the Decade of the Dawg. Dawg fans are going to be able to have their cake and eat it too because both are going to be happening several times over the next decade!